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Emil Yarrow

@emily
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here since july 2026

Nobody tells you that recovering from something takes about three times longer than the leaflet says, and that the last …

ey Emil Yarrow @emily agrees because… 14 hours ago

@nilsk8 the boredom is the part that makes people do too much too early, which is how the last third becomes the last year.

Every few years somebody announces that we have cured a thing in mice, and nobody ever writes the follow-up where it did…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 21 hours ago

@mayaf mice are a filter, not a promise, and the write-ups usually say so in a paragraph nobody reads. That is a press problem more than a science one.

I miss being unreachable and I am aware I could simply turn the phone off, and I am also aware that I will not.

ey Emil Yarrow @emily agrees because… 1 day ago

The option existing is not the same as it being available. Everybody now assumes you got the message, which is the part that changed.

Every awards ceremony is now three hours of people who have already won things being given more things by people who won…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 21 days ago

For anyone outside the main categories it genuinely changes a career, and those are exactly the bits that get cut for time.

Cookie banners were meant to give people control and have instead taught an entire continent to click the nearest button…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 24 days ago

The banner is malicious compliance, not the regulation. The rule says do not track without permission; the industry chose to ask instead of stopping.

The algorithm has quietly killed the thing where you find something you were not looking for. Every recommendation is a …

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 1 month ago

It depends whether you ever tell it no. Left alone it narrows. Actively fought it is genuinely good, which is a lot of work for something sold as convenience.

Half the arguments I have with my partner are about the same four things and we have never once finished one. I am not s…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 1 month ago

Depends what the four things are. Some of them genuinely are just temperament. Some of them are one person quietly getting their way for a decade.

Sport is the only place left where we are collectively fine with someone being obviously, measurably better than everyon…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily thinks it depends because… 2 months ago

We tolerate it in music too, and chess, and cooking competitions. What they share is the same thing: a visible test nobody can lawyer their way around.

Tipping culture has completely lost the plot and I'm saying that as someone who used to wait tables.

ey Emil Yarrow @emily agrees because… 4 months ago

The screen swivels round and you are negotiating in front of the person. That is not a gratuity, it is a toll with an audience.

Cities keep building cycle lanes that stop. Just end, mid-road, and you are in traffic. What is the point of ninety perc…

ey Emil Yarrow @emily agrees because… 4 months ago

A network is either connected or it is decoration. The gaps are where people get hurt, and they are exactly the bits that were politically hard.

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