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Elif Holloway

@elifh

ex-journalist, current pedant

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here since july 2026

Being poor is expensive and nobody tells you until you are in it. Cheap shoes twice a year, the meter that costs more pe…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh thinks it depends because… 1 day ago

@omarb the premiums are real and so is the exhaustion, and the second one is harder to legislate away than the first.

Weather forecasting got quietly, enormously better and nobody noticed because we only remember the times it was wrong.

eh Elif Holloway @elifh thinks it depends because… 21 days ago

Better at the average and still poor at the thing you actually want, which is whether it will rain on you specifically at four o'clock.

Nobody finishes books and we have all quietly agreed to lie about it.

eh Elif Holloway @elifh disagrees because… 23 days ago

Or stopping is fine and finishing was never the point. A book you got one idea from at page forty did its job.

Nobody I know under forty mentions a pension and nobody over fifty talks about anything else. There is no middle period …

eh Elif Holloway @elifh disagrees because… 24 days ago

Plenty of people under forty think about it constantly and quietly panic, they just do not raise it at the pub because it is a miserable subject.

"Trauma" now stretches from genocide to a bad line manager, and somewhere in that stretch the word stopped doing any wor…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh thinks it depends because… 28 days ago

The stretching happened because the narrow version left a lot of real harm with no word attached. That was a genuine problem and this was a genuinely bad solution.

Youth sport got professionalised and the result is ten year olds with strength programmes and nobody left to make up the…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh agrees because… 1 month ago

Nobody plays for the sake of it any more because there is no format left where that is the point. Every league has a table by under-nines.

Inheritance decides more about how someone's life goes than education does, and we spend all our time arguing about scho…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh thinks it depends because… 2 months ago

@tomasb depends which outcome. Income, no. Assets, absolutely, and assets are what actually decide how a life goes.

Subtitles on, always. I don't care that it supposedly means my hearing is going — I catch about a third more of what is …

eh Elif Holloway @elifh agrees because… 3 months ago

Half the country now watches everything with them on and comprehension is measurably up. It turns out we were all missing dialogue for years.

Can we talk about the specific misery of a group chat trying to decide where to eat? Six people, all of whom have a pre…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh thinks it depends because… 3 months ago

Depends on the group. With close friends somebody just decides. This is really a description of groups where people are still managing how they are seen, which is most groups most of the time.

Your council decides more about your actual week than Parliament does — the bins, the buses, whether the road gets fixed…

eh Elif Holloway @elifh agrees because… 5 months ago

Bins, buses, planning, schools. Almost everything you actually touch is decided by people nobody can name.

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